Have you ever thought about engaging in intercourse with a plastic doll? Now that you just have, this website can make your fantasy a reality.  The Doll Forum is a ‘meeting place for love doll owners and admirers’, in other words a meeting place for humans incapable of attracting a sexual partner of the same species.  Oh, and you have to have a spare few thousand dollars in order to possess your dream plastic partner. 

The Doll Forum is a place where the doll-shagging community log in and discuss, well, shagging dolls.  If your response to this reality is ‘oh dear’, or ‘what the fuck?’, then this would be appropriate.  If your response is ‘ohhh interesting’ and you feel a tingling in your pants, then shut down your computer, put on some clothes, and find some people without a screen name to talk to. 

After reading a few threads in the Doll Forum, I found myself genuinely hoping some of the posts were a work of great sarcasm.  “It’s a relief to say that the sex is still fantastic” writes one doll-shagger, “our average is twice a week, once on weekends.  Every inch of her is a pleasure.  Even though it’s mostly dissipated, that silicone aroma of hers drives me wild. 

That’s like the best aphrodisiac in the world.”  There are also people that have pushed the boundaries of mental health and asked if there is “sufficient space in the skull” for a tracking device so as to always be safe in the knowledge of the whereabouts of their plastic lover. 

If you are ever unfortunate enough to encounter one of these artificial lovers, please for the love of God leave it alone, for a hairy fat guy armed with a tub of Vaseline and a boner may just come knocking at your door.    

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